angel-babie:

If you ignore me/sleep on me and then try and talk to me I’ll knock your teeth out

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oknope:

  • remember when temple run was a thing
  • remember when flappy bird was a thing
  • remember when 2048 was a thing

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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